It's one o'clock and I haven’t eaten since I got up at 9:00am. I decided to grab a green apple from the fridge. Lo' and behold the core was completely rotten. I usually would’ve thrown the whole thing away but fuggit a negro was hungry so I took a butter knife and cut around the core of the apple and ate the rest. My brother looked at me cutting and told me he would've thrown it away himself. Lazy azz.