While the cash gets shorter the creativity gets greater. Its funny how your brain works when your out of money to make things happen. I already thought of 2 schemes to make a little doe and I have yet to think of playing stick up kid. I was preparing for my interview from my bank and realized I had no cash left for a decent hair cut. What’s a brother to do? Improvise! I broke out my clippers, my Electric razor and my new found love the micro touch and got to work on making a homemade lining to look somewhat presentable. I then went into a ‘black’ beauty shop to pick up a newer comb. I put emphasis on black because it was run by asians possibly koreans as far as I know. As I searched for a comb I went to the men hair care isle and looked through the S-curl items. There were 2 ladies there attending the store. One behind the counter, she was cool and polite. The other was whom I assumed her mother who decided to keep an eye on me through every isle while talking to her daughter. This made me uneasy and soon as I noticed she did this decided to leave immediately paying for the new comb. It’s time like that I wish I knew the language and try to talk to them and show them im good people on their level. I arrived at the destination 15 minutes early and for 10 I chilled in the ride bumped my music and got into character. Once I got in and introduced myself I was so damn conscious of my hair although I couldn’t do a thing about it; Deep down inside I wish she would reject me, I felt I deserved that. The Interview went smooth and when given the opportunity to think about joining I quickly hesitated. I don’t consider myself a people person let alone doing sales. Applying for this job is only a brief and temporary thing to get upon my feet financially. I told her to give me a day to think it through. After a good night sleep because I feel so drained after coming home, i’ll tell her tomorrow I’ll turn it down and keep looking.
A link on Msn intrigued me and decided to check it out it was a questionnaire on why im single. It was a total of 6 questions which summed up why. After a tally of points (5 being the maximum for each question) This is what I got:
It's you. Lady Luck (being a lady, after all), took one look at you and threw her hands up in despair. You have a simple binary choice: Either work to conceal your shortcomings from potential mates, or resign yourself to bachelorhood. It's possible that you could be saved, and maybe claw your way up, but it's going to require a lot of work.
Damn, As much as I’m laughing I realize this is me to a tee. Its something I plan to work on eventually in due time.