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Episode III OWN3D (pt2)

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Ok lets finish the commentary. Ya gotta admit some of the stuff made me rethink the movie. My reasoning was correct, it did seemed rushed. Anyway...

- Why didn't Mace and Co. tell the rest of the Jedi, and in turn the Senate, that Palpatine was a Sith lord once they found out. I mean niggas didn't hesitate to shoot a hologram to each other to say "hey I just killed Dooku... hey we took out Grievous." So Anakin tells you the news, and you don't even send the rest of the Jedi a text message or something? Hmmm... you've only been looking for the Sith lord since EPISODE ONE. Doesn't his discovery warrant a Jedi all-call? "We found him bitches, and we're about to go and kill him."

Another good ass point, but at the same time he didnt come in all by himself; maybe if he brought yoda & Ben the first time it wouldnt've happened that way. Aw well.

- And think about if the Senate knew a Sith Lord was running things. Now supposedly the Sith were once big and bad and ran the galaxy, and their history was known by regular people (remember Palpatine telling Anakin the story of the Sith at the opera thing?). So how do you think the Senate would react to Palpatine being put out there as a Sith?

They would kick him out. I felt like the Jedi's he used a Sith Mind trick to fool them and keep the wool over their eyes.

- If Anakin on the dark side was such a bad thing, why take chances that he survived getting maimed and burnt? What I'm saying is why wouldn't Obi-wan just kill him? Cut off his head, finish the job, don't stand there and give a speech!

Ben was a lame in that sense. He still had the notion to "turn a Ho into a Housewife". He was hoping some inch of reasoning by seeing the folly of his ways would help him change back for the better.

- You really expect me to believe that a pregnant Padme would just hop in her ship and fly to the Lava Planet to go and confront Anakin? A pregnant chick on the Lava Planet, how smart is that? Then to top it off, Anakin killed the separatists on the Lava Planet, and then just waited around looking out the window, so he was conveniently still there staring off into space when she arrived. And apparently going from their home base to the Lava Planet was like going from Decatur to Stone Mtn.

Ok so in script writing that was what is called "Deus Ex Machina" a.k.a. (as my boys likes to put it.) The writers were on their side.

- The dumbest thing HAD to be Padme dying because she lost the will to live. How in the fuck do you lose the will to live when YOU'RE HAVING TWINS! Then you mouth some shit about Anakin still having good in him. Well bitch, try staying alive, raising your kids and seeing if you can't bring him back to the light.

Yeah that was my hang up as well. Lost the will? Fuggin kinda mess is that? It would be more believable if she suffered complications of lack of oxygen from Anakin's Force Choke and died giving birth.

Well I guess thats it in a nutshell. My man made some good points and even though like a blinded geek i tried to explain them but in truth? dont know what they were thinking.

Comments (2)

Sinro!!! I liked this guy. He had his questions down. And I can't seem to disagree with him. Especially, the Jedi All-Call. They should've been like, Bring your cousins, your homies, your grand papi's...the whole nine. I know, Windu comes in with 3 other Jedi, which I equate this scene to any Star Trek episode where Kirk beams down with Bones, Spock and 3 no names. You know the no-names are about to be swimming with the fishes right? Hahahaha. But lets say he'd call the rest of Jedi Nation, then goes in with the 3 Jedi that he had with him, by the time he was making Sidious' face turn into silly putty, BAM!!! Here come the Jedi! And they would've taken ol' ass crack forehead Sidious into custody and spanked Anakin for betrayal. By the way, did Sidious Growl when he jumped at the Jedi. What in the hell was that sound he made? Yaaaaahhhhhrrrrrrrrr!!!! Shit, I guess he really was a Sith Lord huh?

And to piggyback your last comment about Padme's death, and her saying Ani still had some good in him. WHAT? Even in a galaxy far, far away some women think that thug nonsense man. He tried to pull a "Wayne Brady" on her dawg! "Does Anakin Skywalker have to choke a bitch? I'm not a violent man. I try not to be."...lmao!!!!

I had to wait to read these posts till I saw the movie. Good points all. Somehow, the big baby that Annikan acts like never fit well with the Darth Vader we knew in the Episodes 4-6. I had to smile at Frank's comment about how women think that thug nonsense in a Galaxy far far away.

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