A Bitter View

Sittin here Bored at the job, reading the dating articles on MSN, coz I need lots of help :). I was peeping their entry on the 5 types of women to date. Now I reviewing it with a friend she claims she’s all in one because she’s been in most of those roles except one. I figured she would go there and as I read the types of women it shows how inexperienced I am. I really don’t have anybody to blame but me but at the same time it’s like the women I come across have the problem and not me. Sheeit, don’t get me wrong I have problems I’m self conscious of like any other person. Realizing I’m a single black male with a good job live away from my parents w/ no kids and my own place why am I having trouble? But to find the reason within me as to why im so unlucky is hard to pinpoint. Let me get right to the list of ladies and my experiences with all of them in a direct or indirect way.

Type #1: The Older Woman
I’ve tried to date a few older women especially when I was younger than I am and when it came down to was 2 reasons. I was unattracted to them or just flat out intimidated by them. Y’see currently there’s a female 6 years older than me and the main element that intimidated me when I was 23 is now menial at 30. The older women I meet that are into me have no problem telling me how horny they are. Hell, I was 22 when I officially lost the big “V” and because of the experience did to my ego; I was ready to become a monk and do away with sex altogether but that was the loser route in my view and when talking to these women it just came down to not being ready to give what these ladies wanted. The pipe wasn’t ready to lay so to speak. Then there’s the fact that they may be divorced w/ kids with something else altogether. The current lady im not feeling physically, but her sweetness is making me weak and she proved that when we were at the theatre and I got the chills and she snuggled on me to warm me. I wasnt expecting that.

Type #2: The Guy’s Girl
I feel this is the female who likes what I like, yet I have yet to find her while most of my boys are quick to get them somehow and marry them. I can’t call it. The closest chance I had to having one I blew it because I didn’t realize the hints she was giving me. I usually end up with the opposite the “girly girl” who without fail love to rip on me when I’m not around about our date. I’ve learned to avoid any broad who claims their one.

Type #3: The Free Spirit
Again another type of woman that eludes me because their quick to give hints and I just don’t get them till years later. For me to find a lady like this would go hand in hand with the so called “Guys’ girl” and someone who knows my view of being open-minded without having to explain.

Type #4: The Brainy Chick
Well I would love a brainy chick, someone to help me learn something different but at the same time won’t take on the persona that she’s better than me or try to control/shape me to fit her. If she feel’s she has to “dumb herself down to my level” then take your Einstein ass and find someone who has a better I.Q. That’s a particular problem I have when it come to those kinds of broads.

Type #5: The Seductress
HA! Gotta laugh at this one. Now in my case I’ve never been that lucky to have a lady want to be sexy for me. The majority of this type I’ve seen I classify as straight out hoes & bitches. Naw, just bitches coz they fucked everyone around them but me. LOL

Yeah, that pretty much summed up my experiences with those personalites in a nutshell, although they may sound bitter because i shouldnt roll baggage over when that person finally comes along. I'm working on that.