Jacked from PhillyBred
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
Create a business that generates money while do little but monitor sit on my arse and get fatter.
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
I’d steal on tupac for messing up the image of a black man and having dudes like me strike out.
3. What’s the dumbest decision you’ve made in the past 5 years?
Quitting a job for a year before jumping in another one.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
It would have to be sex and besides its been 6 years for me anyway (No shame) so im practically living this question.
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?
I learned that a way to a woman’s heart is to make her laugh, so a sense of humor will be more satisfying to her than a big package any day.
6. So you’ve been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in the Bahamas. You’re sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
I have no idea. If im out side then it wont be for long. Who ever want me get at me at the indoor bar.
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don’t defer to your current significant other either. Infidelity won’t count against you. Duh.)
Myself, cuz im used to it and im good at it. Just gimme a damn pillow. Lol
8. You’re going on a 5 hour road trip…which 5 CDs do you bring?
Short Trip:
1. Little Brother – The Listening
2. Murs & 9th wonder – Murs 3:16
3. Outkast – ATLiens
4. Jaylib – Champion sound
5. Fat Jon as Maurice Galactica – Humanoid Erotica
Long Trip:
1. Jamiroquai - Traveling without moving
2. Cunninlynguists - Will Rap for food
3. Common - Like Water For chocolate
4. O.C. - Jewels
5. A Tribe Called Quest - People Instincive travels & the Paths of Rythym
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Both are out the question for me. I don’t see myself having any. I still gotta be deemed fuckable. Lol
10. What's your biggest insecurity?
Only my family and two other people truly know. Maybe I’ll share it once I get the courage to.
11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. LOL)
To tell you the truth, I read mine first before I read everyone else. It’s a habit like I don’t know what I wrote.
12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
In the winter my thang shriveled up and I went to the bathroom to take a leak. I pulled down my pants and instead of holding it did a calculation that I would be able to aim straight for the bowl. I missed. Not realizing how small my thang got and my pants were a casualty.
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
If im comparing my very first job? Then I choose my first Official kiss.
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
Not that I know of and see the answer to #9 for the last part.
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?
Take the highest possible amount of money there was to offer, then report his ass anonymously.
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
I love scratching myself till the white meat show so I guess no eyebrows.
17. What makes you angry?
People
Life
Attitudes for no reason.
18. What makes you horny?
Watching porn.
19. What makes you nervous?
Being around people I don’t know
20. What makes you smile?
When I complete work
When I make someone happy for what I did for them.
When I feel wanted & appreciated.