A Bitter View

Sittin, chillin at the comp lab.

This one cat that comes around all geekish about how he’s found new programs to download music on school property that I already knew. Anyway, this dude loves to talk, like my brother. The problem is that he doesn’t know when to shut up yet. That’s where the game comes in. I used to hate it, thought I didn’t need it. Now I respect it.

He’s sittin with a very cute female who’s somewhat into him while he’s doing his work. The body language is evident. She leans towards him and touches him now and then, plus her legs are crossed toward his direction and there both in front of a computer and she’s not really using it. In my mind, I’m yelling at the dude GET HER NUMBER! EXCHANGE DIGITS! STOP TALKIN! SHUT UP! YOU’RE IN THERE! WHUT THE FUGG ARE YA DOIN?!

Man, if he keeps talking he’s eventually going to end up in the friend zone. Aw well.

What the game should teach ya right here:

1. Keep convo short and simple
2. Body language is key to attraction
3. Once the prize is sure enough, execute.